Super interesting, but highly unlikely. Sorry to be a wet blanket.
JMO.
For one thing, a chaplain would not say “accept this child into thou welcoming arms”
It would be THY arms. Not THOU arms.
Sounds like it was written by a pulp fiction writer with a wild imagination, grammar issues, and limited knowledge of Christianity.
Again, JMO.
I’d like to know who the author (Michael Baxter) is, how he got access to this information, and why no one else has reported any of this. Surely there are other patriot reporters who would find it worth reporting.
That realrawnews site, again. Sigh. Read their “About” page.
“This website contains humor, parody, and satire. We have included this disclaimer for our protection, on the advice on legal counsel.”
And Michael Baxter is a “former English teacher”. LOL
Real Raw News - vetted here as a satire site. The only author of all articles is a “Michael Baxter.”
Note:
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Information on this website is for informational and educational and entertainment purposes. This website contains humor, parody, and satire. We have included this disclaimer for our protection, on the advice on legal counsel.