Posted on 04/18/2022 6:19:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My past wife used to scrouge the bed, getting up against me because I was warm. she would slowly work me tot he edge of the bed while she was asleep. One night I slipped out of bed and went around to her side of the bed. Yep, she scrouged right off the side with thump. Now, I would give anything to have her scrouging up against me. Time changes thinsg dontchaknow
Oh no. No dogs on the bed. Not the big ones anyways. Cats and little dogs only. Our big dogs will fart and run you out of the house.
And married guys, don’t try that switch. The verbal accusations that follow will not / are not pleasant
I’d start by encircling the invader...
...and then she turns the fan on because “I get too hot when Im sleeping.”
You say we, but persistently crave isolation.
Unidentified “***” seemingly naturally moves toward you, relentlessly seeking contact and seamless unity. Yet, in the narrative you relate, “***”, presumably a human woman, jarringly lacks a sex, and is mysteriously denied even a separate pronoun if “***”’s own, or even a recognizable species designation.
What a tortuous initial plotline, deeply unfamiliar, while at the same time, recognizably human.
Khafka would have paid good money for the exclusive right to elaborate on it.
Yet you...you are living it...in all of its microsopic complexity and intensity!
Do let us know how this fascinating story unfolds. And may it not be short.
She can sanction him out of any love time.
I would just go to a different bedroom and tell him to fly a kite.
After 15 years bedroom time is boring anyway.
I’ll bet a lot of people would agree with you, as long as they knew their spouse would not find out their true opinion.
The Bee is funny...
Bingo
Well, I would say penetrating the very center of the invader is called for here.
I had a good long paragraph of euphemisms, but decided that I was probably going too far. So decided to stay with the PG version of just encircling the invader.
“After 15 years bedroom time is boring anyway.”
You’re doing it wrong.
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Gosh I hope not!
Fifteenth anniversary coming up.
Bedroom time with my sugar woogums is still the highlight of the day.
Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife’s a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”
More wife jokes from him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvp38qj_zO8
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