What was he hunting? Deer? Isn’t it interesting how we can get a crystal-clear snapshot of a hunter out in the woods (anyone who knows him will recognize him, but will they squeal?) but high-tech security cameras meant to catch serious criminals seem to produce grainy, blurry images . . . when they’re turned on. “Be on the lookout for a male . . . last seen wearing clothes . . .”
And no Bigfoot (Bigfeet?), ever.
His big mistake.
Not wearing his N95 mask.