This can be found on the internet - different dates etc.
1 posted on
04/07/2022 4:50:39 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
When I’m 100, I’ll golf my age. I’ll wait.
2 posted on
04/07/2022 4:54:54 AM PDT by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: sodpoodle
I aim at the trees. They are 90% air, and the odds of me actually hitting what I’m aiming for are pretty bad. Looking forward to a weekend of watching real golfers.
3 posted on
04/07/2022 5:05:24 AM PDT by
cdcdawg
(Everyone who disagrees with me is a Qtard blogger!!!!)
To: sodpoodle
4 posted on
04/07/2022 5:06:19 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Suppo)
To: sodpoodle
The odds of shooting my age are pretty bad, but I am pleased to announce I have bowled my age many times.
5 posted on
04/07/2022 5:09:23 AM PDT by
hillarynot
(I play in Peoria)
To: sodpoodle
My Saturday golf group adopted the “unfortunate lay” rule. This allows the golfer to move the ball a club length to improve the lay. The commissioner saw this rule at a course he once played. It comes in handy.
To: sodpoodle
9 posted on
04/07/2022 7:01:15 AM PDT by
SouthernClaire
(God Bless America)
To: sodpoodle
Q: “Why is it called Golf?”
A: “All the other 4 letter words were taken”
10 posted on
04/07/2022 8:12:02 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: sodpoodle
A rain-soaked Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course didn't deter President Obama from hitting the links
11 posted on
04/07/2022 8:18:18 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care)
To: sodpoodle
On rule 5: Is it legal to use an oxygen concentrator when blowing the ball in?
14 posted on
04/07/2022 9:57:10 AM PDT by
Mister Da
(The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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