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Deep Thoughts
email from a friend | 4/6/2022 | unknown

Posted on 04/06/2022 10:04:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!" I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts!” I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.


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To: sodpoodle

We’ll find out by the number of democrats that get re-elected in November exactly how many Americans enjoy getting kicked in the nuts.


21 posted on 04/06/2022 1:43:59 PM PDT by GaryCrow
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To: FamiliarFace

Only idiots who made the shows Jackass would do something as stupid as purposely getting kicked in the nuts. Not for a million bucks would I volunteer to be kicked. Now for 100 Million, I am all in.


22 posted on 04/06/2022 2:17:11 PM PDT by Glad2bnuts ((“If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer,)
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To: sodpoodle

Trying to pass a kidney stone would be close.


23 posted on 04/06/2022 3:01:22 PM PDT by Rodd OB
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To: Glad2bnuts

Men recover in a few minutes. No so for giving birth. The pain lasts a lot longer than minutes.

Men are just wimps. ;)


24 posted on 04/06/2022 3:24:10 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
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To: FamiliarFace

My mother (7 kids) always said if childbirth were left to men, there’d only be families of one. After watching my wife give birth to our three kids, I would agree.


25 posted on 04/06/2022 6:47:53 PM PDT by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: Mean Daddy

Thank you. My Grandma (6 kids) said a very similar thing.

Women are pretty darn tough when it comes right down to it.


26 posted on 04/06/2022 8:16:56 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
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