Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American

BabylonBee.com ^ | 4-4-2022 | Babylon Bee

[servo1969]

[FreedomPoster]

This is accurate reporting, not satire.

[SmokingJoe]

The best thing about all this is watching the crazy far left liberals totally lose their minds. They seem to be wetting their pants.
Chuckle.

[Oberon]

The Bee is always a win. :D

[V_TWIN]

The leftie EV lovers being bested by the guy that owns the biggest EV company out ther......truly delicious irony.

[jmcenanly]

DC has Bruce Wayne, Marvel has Tony Stark, and we have Elon Musk.
https://youtu.be/nfiRd4Y5z_g

[Paladin2]

"White Claw was created by Mark Anthony Group, run by Vancouverite Anthony von Mandl and also known for producing Mike's Hard Lemonade.[4] The brand experienced tremendous growth after its introduction in 2016. Von Mandl told Forbes his U.S. business is estimated to deliver close to $4 billion in revenue in 2020.[5] In the summer of 2019, it was reported that White Claw accounted for over half of all total hard seltzer sales in the United States; volume sales of White Claw grew 275% over the year prior.[6]

White Claw entered the Canadian market in 2020 with limited flavors, later expanding offerings. The Canadian version is made with vodka rather than a beer base.[7] "

Another Honkie drink from the Great White North?

[Lurker]

“Tweets I don’t agree with make me feel unsafe which means they’re literally violence and I’m gonna burn down this building,”

That about covers it.

L

[V_TWIN]

Whatever they are paying their writers....it ain’t enough.

[Vigilanteman]

One of the reasons so many of us love the Babylon Bee . . . it is outrageously funny AND accurate at the same time.

[Magnum44]

😂

[BBQToadRibs2]

I’m having more and more difficulty seeing The Bee as satire, because it’s so damn spot on and true in it’s jesting.

[READINABLUESTATE]

LOL! I think that I hear heads exploding off in the distance.

[twoputt]

“Twitter Programming Director Xerxie Vamoosixx, (xe/xir.)”

Whoever it is at Babylon Bee that comes up with these appropriate names is a genius.

[servo1969]

The greatest satire is nearly indistinguishable from the truth.

[shadowlands1960]

That’s the buzz!

[rktman]

A friend’s son is married to one.

[bobbo666]

I so,so like that they ID him as an Af-American. That term is so stupid and divisive. About time it is overused and destroyed.

The commie trash (aka CNN droids, “liberals”) focus on skin color. So go with that.

[metmom]

Sometimes the Bee doesn’t even need to write the article.

They could make it on one liners alone.

[dayglored]

> Sometimes the Bee doesn’t even need to write the article. They could make it on one liners alone.

Indeed, they have a section for "The Headline Says It All".