Couple of years ago a guy I know asked me if I wanted a wild turkey. I thought that rather odd because it wasn’t turkey season so I asked about that.
“Got 6 a them!”, he told me.
“Six??? How the Hell’d ya get 6 turkeys???”
“Well, I came around this curve an’ there right in front a me, crossin’ the road...”
I thanked him for thinking of me, but declined his generous offer.
I love living in rural America!
We have wild turkeys here in a Boston suburb.
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