I am nearly violently opposed to anything with that wording, since it sounds so much like the stuff you see popping up all over the place when you go to websites!
It humorously reminds me of this:
That said, I will check out your link...in our positions, we are always casting about for anything to help with this nuisance!
Now, I just have to see if there is an equivalent one for "The Brotherhood of the Broken Bladder"...:)