City people, always carry a sidearm in bear country. Actually it's a good idea to carry a sidearm ANYWHERE out in the woods. If you don't have one or don't know how to use one, don't go. Stay home and go to the symphony or something.
(Lame joke about essence of pepper and little dingle bells that was first heard in about 1996, omitted out of respect for the deceased.)
“City people, always carry a sidearm in bear country.”
Shut up!! Don’t give them any constructive ideas.