Can he still parallel park?
Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, bray. Search your heart. You know it to be true.
Is the ability to parallel park that critical a skill, at the end of the day, in the whole grand scheme of things?
Surely its worth losing that insignificant talent for the joy of becoming what you were meant to be.
Wait...there’s also the K-turn...did you think about K-turns? Giving up parallel parking AND the ability to do a K-turn? Collectively speaking, that might just be too great a sacrifice.
Parallel parking, K-turns...this business will get out if control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.