Posted on 03/28/2022 2:01:32 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He had almost no boobs at NCAA race. Did he implant boobs this week? Maybe something that’ll help him float.
I started having a really diabolical fantasy.
These gals here:
https://www.ussoccer.com/teams/uswnt (US Women’s Soccer Team)
Ah, does anyone know any soccer-loving males who would be willing to get b00b jobs and take hormone pills for a few years? I think the US Women’s Soccer Team REALLY DESERVES some big brawny players that can drive that ball down the field. (They wouldn’t have to grow their hair out, even! They would fit right in with all the butch cuts on the USWNT!)
Come on! You know someone who would be PERFECT, I’ll bet!!!
Again, if you do anything with this idea and profit by it, I would appreciate your kind remembrance. No, I do not require payment, it would just be a nice gesture. I am a river to my people.
“He had almost no boobs at NCAA race.”
I’m sure you’re aware that breasts are almost totally fat tissue. One of the reasons that make women not able to compete with men physically in sports like this is lack of upper body strength. So if they had to remove muscle tissue to add the breasts assemblage, it would be counterproductive to the act of competition and it would make the man competitive with the women.
The women of this sport “he” is in are normally not large busted as it creates a braking effect in the water. And they work the excess fat at higher levels of competition off through workouts of a demanding sport anyway. And when you consider they are constantly creating suits, caps, and are shaving the bodies to cut drag, men and women alike, it would be a problem. So they added a little skin, called it a bust line, and furthered the scam. I laugh, though, in that trying to use him to sell bathing suits in the real world as most women don’t need a penis pocket is going to be hard. But trying to sell thongs for people like him will be just as bad.
wy69
“There are some really strong guys in those things.”
As I’m sure you know, technique makes up for a lot of strength. I’ve beat a number of men that were bigger than I am by top rolling or sliding my body behind the shoulder. But for those of you who are going to try these, don’t in a bar when you don’t know anyone.
wy69
YES! That roll technique! I’ve seen it and am aware of it when people are using it, but never could seem to master it myself.
“...but never could seem to master it myself.”
Many times when you take on someone in a bar, they aren’t using a table so there’s no box, and no grips. And sometimes his, or her, forearms are longer and it makes the roll hard to get on top to get the full effect. Also, it makes sense not to take on some gorilla that is going to crush your head if you use it. Sliding your shoulder in and behind the wrist is legal when you use the box. But a smart person will slide away from it if you try to use it on an open table and slide out and uncouple. But I have won a few beers using these techniques. And I was faster than the gorilla to the door.
wy69
‘And they work the excess fat at higher levels of competition off...”.
Interesting, because the transgender “male” who beat Thomas (Iszak Henig) was a little pudgy. She doesn’t look like a competitive swimmer, but I read testosterone causes women to gain weight. She was allowed to compete, because she said she wasn’t taking testosterone.
“...but I read testosterone causes women to gain weight.”
Testosterone is an important hormone, not just for men but also for women’s health and well-being. However, too much testosterone in women can lead to side effects like acne, abnormal hair growth, weight gain, irregular menstrual cycles, and infertility.
Men do have approximately 20-25 times higher testosterone levels than women. But women need testosterone, too. And the difference in the genders is marked.
Testosterone exists in both men and women as either “free” testosterone or protein-bound testosterone; the combination of these two levels is your total testosterone concentration. In normal men, about 40% of testosterone binds to sex hormone-binding globulin, leaving the remainder readily available for use. In normal women, more than 80% of their testosterone binds to SHBG, leaving much lower levels of free testosterone in the bloodstream. Since testosterone is a major contributor to muscle mass, a raised amount in women will assist muscle growth. And the levels of the hormone are inconsistent with almost everyone in amounts. So determining how to use the hormone for each sport is a real science. Too much? Too little? It takes time and experimentation for each individual.
So that fat you saw may have been fat, but it was also contributed muscle mass. And the only good part of the use is that men can’t easily be made infertile as they don’t have menstrual cycles to mess up.
wy69
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