Friday Silliness ping
It’s Bill and Hillary Clinton’s fiftieth anniversary...
As they sat over a candle lit dinner, Hillary made a confession. “Bill,” she says. “You know that box in the basement you told me never to open?”
“Yes” says Bill.
“It had been bothering me for years and finally curiosity won over. I opened it.”
Bill sighed in disappointment. Hillary asked, “I found three empty beer bottles and seventy seven dollars. Can I ask why you were keeping three empty beer bottles?”
“Well, Hillary. I’m going to be honest. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I would come home and open a beer. I would drink it thinking about how I really love you and how sorry I was. The beer bottles are reminders of the mistakes I made cheating on you.”
Hillary was surprised but she knew his past and accepted it. “Bill, I’m dissapointed, but we have been through worse. I love you and I forgive you. Can I ask why there was seventy seven dollars in the box?”
Bill shrugged. “Everytime the box filled up with beer bottles, I took them back for the deposit.”
Eamon and Paddy are having a pint in the local pub.
Paddy: "I've gotta get a divorce. I've gotta git a divorce. My wife, every night she goes from bar to bar to bar. I've gotta get a divorce."
Eamon: "Going from bar to bar, what's she doing?"
Paddy: "She's looking for me."
FBI - Famous But Incompetent
Never pet a Moose...
