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Posted on 03/25/2022 2:34:17 AM PDT by Trillian
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03/25/2022 2:34:17 AM PDT
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Trillian
To: handy old one; Conservative4Life; doubled; FrogHawk; foundedonpurpose
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03/25/2022 2:34:43 AM PDT
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Trillian
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/25/2022 2:53:24 AM PDT
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real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
03/25/2022 3:28:42 AM PDT
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MomwithHope
(Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
To: MomwithHope
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03/25/2022 3:35:28 AM PDT
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real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: Trillian
It’s Bill and Hillary Clinton’s fiftieth anniversary...
As they sat over a candle lit dinner, Hillary made a confession. “Bill,” she says. “You know that box in the basement you told me never to open?”
“Yes” says Bill.
“It had been bothering me for years and finally curiosity won over. I opened it.”
Bill sighed in disappointment. Hillary asked, “I found three empty beer bottles and seventy seven dollars. Can I ask why you were keeping three empty beer bottles?”
“Well, Hillary. I’m going to be honest. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I would come home and open a beer. I would drink it thinking about how I really love you and how sorry I was. The beer bottles are reminders of the mistakes I made cheating on you.”
Hillary was surprised but she knew his past and accepted it. “Bill, I’m dissapointed, but we have been through worse. I love you and I forgive you. Can I ask why there was seventy seven dollars in the box?”
Bill shrugged. “Everytime the box filled up with beer bottles, I took them back for the deposit.”
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posted on
03/25/2022 3:35:56 AM PDT
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Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/25/2022 4:36:16 AM PDT
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Teflonic
(tt)
To: Trillian
What happens when you land on the wrong Aircraft Carrier (1952)
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posted on
03/25/2022 4:41:33 AM PDT
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Teflonic
(tt)
To: Teflonic
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posted on
03/25/2022 4:44:34 AM PDT
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RandallFlagg
("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/25/2022 7:40:13 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
To: Trillian
Yesterday morning Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet. Later that afternoon, he had a conference with the sink and the kitchen table.
Eamon and Paddy are having a pint in the local pub.
Paddy: "I've gotta get a divorce. I've gotta git a divorce. My wife, every night she goes from bar to bar to bar. I've gotta get a divorce."
Eamon: "Going from bar to bar, what's she doing?"
Paddy: "She's looking for me."
FBI - Famous But Incompetent
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posted on
03/25/2022 7:48:58 AM PDT
by
sima_yi
( Reporting live from the far North)
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/25/2022 9:36:04 AM PDT
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real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: Libloather
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posted on
03/25/2022 12:26:06 PM PDT
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Trillian
To: Trillian
To: wyokostur
He’ll get jail time for that, if he survived.
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03/25/2022 5:49:44 PM PDT
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Trillian
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/25/2022 6:06:37 PM PDT
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Trillian
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/25/2022 6:08:59 PM PDT
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Trillian
To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
03/25/2022 9:21:13 PM PDT
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Trillian
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