Chinese man bitten by venomous snake he thought was dead inside a wine bottle he bought for his son

Yahoo ^ | 23 Mar 2022 | Bryan Ke

[DUMBGRUNT]

Snake wine for wu flu?

Just like a Tequila worm but more for your money.

[dsrtsage]

There must be some kind of confucian proverb to cover this

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I’ll never understand the Chinese diet in a million years. The perverted stuff they create to eat and the animal torture, what is the deal with them? When they take us over it’s going to be interesting to see how many people will be eager to eat boiled dog with a side order of maggots.

[Mr. K]

when you are starving you eat anything

[Michael.SF.]

Mezcal:

[drSteve78]

As Prez Bill might say, you might wanna put some ice on that….

[Boogieman]

Wasn’t it “Barton Fink” where the guy had the plan to raise a live mouse inside the Coke bottle until it grew too big to get out, then claim that he found the mouse when he opened the bottle and sue the company?

[silverleaf]

UnWise man who opens pickled snakes may feel the bite

[heartwood]

However does a man fit in a wine bottle?

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[AnotherUnixGeek]

The Chinese are bizarre. They continue to slaughter rhinos, tigers, and other endangered animals in pursuit of erections, and they actually consider live snakes bottled in wine to be “medicine”.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Wasn’t it “Barton Fink” where the guy had the plan to raise a live mouse inside the Coke bottle until it grew too big to get out, then claim that he found the mouse when he opened the bottle and sue the company?"

Never saw Barton Fink, but Bob and Doug McKenzie had the same plan in "Strange Brew," except it was a beer bottle and their plan wasn't to sue, but just ask for a free case.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

That’s probably it 100%. The utopia of communism.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”When they take us over...”

No nukes, because the USA will be their cash cow.
No winners in pissing contests and nuclear war.
Wake up one morning and learn that President Xi is the new President of the United States!
They bought us with loans from US Banks and loans from the IMF and hornswoggled the rest.

I have been to China and spent time in Taiwan. They work very hard and now have some money to spend. Still, mostly it is, root, hog, or die.

[DUMBGRUNT]

It is said the Chinese will eat anything with legs except the table.

[Bob434]

“If snake no bite, you alright. If snake do bite and make you cry, well then goodbye”

[Getready]

Man who have dead snake bite him take too much viagra.

[lee martell]

“The snakes came back to life!”
Was that wine flavored with formaldehyde?

[pa_dweller]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAQ4dtVrGqU

[heavy metal]

that bites...