Posted on 03/24/2022 8:21:47 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A Chinese father had the shock of his life when a supposedly dead snake inside a jar of snake wine he bought a year ago suddenly bit him.
After the year-long marination, the man claims he decided to finally open the jars and administer the traditional Chinese medicine, only to find that all three of the venomous snakes “came back to life" before one of them bit him.
After being rushed to the hospital, he was treated immediately and reportedly survived the incident.
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Just like a Tequila worm but more for your money.
There must be some kind of confucian proverb to cover this
I’ll never understand the Chinese diet in a million years. The perverted stuff they create to eat and the animal torture, what is the deal with them? When they take us over it’s going to be interesting to see how many people will be eager to eat boiled dog with a side order of maggots.
when you are starving you eat anything
As Prez Bill might say, you might wanna put some ice on that….
Wasn’t it “Barton Fink” where the guy had the plan to raise a live mouse inside the Coke bottle until it grew too big to get out, then claim that he found the mouse when he opened the bottle and sue the company?
UnWise man who opens pickled snakes may feel the bite
However does a man fit in a wine bottle?
The Chinese are bizarre. They continue to slaughter rhinos, tigers, and other endangered animals in pursuit of erections, and they actually consider live snakes bottled in wine to be “medicine”.
Never saw Barton Fink, but Bob and Doug McKenzie had the same plan in "Strange Brew," except it was a beer bottle and their plan wasn't to sue, but just ask for a free case.
That’s probably it 100%. The utopia of communism.
—”When they take us over...”
No nukes, because the USA will be their cash cow.
No winners in pissing contests and nuclear war.
Wake up one morning and learn that President Xi is the new President of the United States!
They bought us with loans from US Banks and loans from the IMF and hornswoggled the rest.
I have been to China and spent time in Taiwan. They work very hard and now have some money to spend. Still, mostly it is, root, hog, or die.
It is said the Chinese will eat anything with legs except the table.
“If snake no bite, you alright. If snake do bite and make you cry, well then goodbye”
Man who have dead snake bite him take too much viagra.
“The snakes came back to life!”
Was that wine flavored with formaldehyde?
that bites...
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