Posted on 03/23/2022 4:44:27 PM PDT by simpson96
His crappy night only got worse.
A Florida man was left screaming after getting trapped in a porta-potty — then was promptly busted for drug possession by the cops who bailed him out.
Bystanders called Naples police after hearing James Gousse, 34, shouting for help Sunday night while stuck in the mobile latrine.
An arriving deputy heard Gousse’s yells and spotted his foot protruding from the porta potty’s door.
The officer successfully dislodged Gousse and told him to sit down nearby.
He told cops that he had somehow gotten his foot jammed and couldn’t get out.
Cops searched the john and found a powdery substance that later tested positive for fentanyl.
Gousse was placed under arrest and now faces several drug-related charges.
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Florida Man is the most interesting man alive.
Did he busted for pot?
Happens hereabouts a lot. Seems people lose their cell phones down the hole and play “bobbing for apples” trying to get them out. Another sign of the end of western civilization.
I was honestly expecting a white guy lmao
He sure doesn’t fit the profile of upscale Naples.
No mention on how long he was stuck in there. If it was overnight, then I would consider that time served.
Oh dear what can the matter be!!!
Florida Man, Florida Man!
Doing drugs in porta-potties whenever he can!
A compassionate conservative!😄
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