Florida Man is the most interesting man alive.
Did he busted for pot?
Happens hereabouts a lot. Seems people lose their cell phones down the hole and play “bobbing for apples” trying to get them out. Another sign of the end of western civilization.
No mention on how long he was stuck in there. If it was overnight, then I would consider that time served.
Florida Man, Florida Man!
Doing drugs in porta-potties whenever he can!