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1 posted on 03/20/2022 12:01:21 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 03/20/2022 12:02:03 PM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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Story that will make all the females cross their legs.

E-youch!

3 posted on 03/20/2022 12:04:16 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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Reminds me of a joke I heard one time.

Two guys one with a flashlight were inside a women’s vagina.

The punch line, One guy says to the other, use your flashlight and we’ll find the car keys and drive out.


5 posted on 03/20/2022 12:05:41 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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Is she is black, is the motto Black Wive’s Bladder?


6 posted on 03/20/2022 12:07:16 PM PDT by Bob434
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How do you even fit a shot glass in a urethra??


7 posted on 03/20/2022 12:08:00 PM PDT by Husker24 (Pp)
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OK. So, she used this small glass as a sex toy but accidentally shoved it up her urethra? How in the heck can you do that without massive damage and bleeding? Nevermind. I don’t want to know.


8 posted on 03/20/2022 12:08:25 PM PDT by Restless
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the stone surrounding the cup was the size of a grapefruit almost-


10 posted on 03/20/2022 12:10:07 PM PDT by Bob434
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“The woman, from Tunisia, revealed she had used the drinking glass as a sex toy a number of years before.

While the medical report does not mention it, the woman may have been practicing what’s known as “urethral sounding.”

The risky activity involves inserting a glass or object into the urethra to “heighten sexual pleasure and arousal,” Wed MD reports.”


smh

The question remains how it got all the way into her bladder; I really don’t want to know.


11 posted on 03/20/2022 12:10:42 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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But all cultures are equal


12 posted on 03/20/2022 12:11:21 PM PDT by Nifster (I’m see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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“revealed she had used the drinking glass as a sex toy a number of years before.”

What is wrong with people? Granted, this might not make an experienced ER doc’s top ten, but still. Ugh.


14 posted on 03/20/2022 12:13:43 PM PDT by cdcdawg (Everyone who disagrees with me is a Qtard blogger!!!!)
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Hell of a party.........


15 posted on 03/20/2022 12:17:06 PM PDT by Salvavida
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Yikes I don’t see how that is even possible fitting a shot glass up the urethra. I’ve heard stories from hospital workers telling me about situations where they had to remove coke bottles from the rear end of gay men however. I think this sort of thing happens more often than people suspect.


17 posted on 03/20/2022 12:21:17 PM PDT by jimwatx
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My wife said, “It’s GOT to be fake news”... Sorry.. She knows everything...


18 posted on 03/20/2022 12:23:10 PM PDT by unread (Everything you ever thought was right, fair and just is completely wrong..... I think..(?))
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Kinky!


25 posted on 03/20/2022 12:38:16 PM PDT by chopperk
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Million to one shot


26 posted on 03/20/2022 12:38:38 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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27 posted on 03/20/2022 12:45:24 PM PDT by Bobalu (The Deep State is the new Soviet Union)
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“Three class rings and a Rolex...”


34 posted on 03/20/2022 1:14:42 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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Now that’s a drinking problem.


35 posted on 03/20/2022 1:15:59 PM PDT by DannyTN
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She shoves glass stuff up herself for some funtime, and I get people jumping on me for calling them clown holes.

Seems like she treated it like a circus...


38 posted on 03/20/2022 1:23:36 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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So she’s got a drinking problem


39 posted on 03/20/2022 1:25:58 PM PDT by PGR88
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