For the first time in your life Kieth???
Keith: Give it to me straight, Doc. I can take it.
Doctor: *looks at chart* *takes off glasses* *rubs eyes*
Keith: *anxiously* What is it, Doc?
Doctor: Mr Richards, I’ve been doing some reading and have talked to some colleagues. And, well.... *heavy sigh* We’ve got our hands on some evidence, you know. There’s no denying the conclusion we’ve all arrived at unanimously. I’m sorry.
Keith: ........
Doctor: Injecting street heroin and coke into your veins is really, really bad for you.
Keith: I........are you sure?
Doctor: I know, Mr Richards. It seems crazy, but.... You know, if I were you, I would want a second opinion.
Keith’s wife: *bursts out angrily* You’re damned right we’re going for a second opinion, you damn3d quack!