[Billthedrill]

Avakian insists the tech is "identity-blind" and protects consumers' privacy.

Yeah, sure. "Good afternoon, Mr. Drill. Those Groucho glasses aren't fooling anyone. We know you're here for another Moon Pie but your Doc sez no way. Would you like a nice stick of celery? Next door over. It's unlocked."

[BenLurkin]

It’s for your own good.

[dayglored]

“Celery — For those times when you want to bite into a sack of water with hair in it.”