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JOKE TIME
My wife | Myself

Posted on 03/11/2022 2:11:54 PM PST by JBW1949

In keeping with ACC basketball tourney


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: joketime
Three couples were dining together...One from each university...Duke, UNC, NCState.... The Duke guy says to his wife "Pass me the sugar, sugar..." She does... The UNC guy says to his wife "Pass me the honey, honey..." She does... The NCState guy, not to be outdone, thinks and finally says to his wife "Pass me the bacon, pig..."
1 posted on 03/11/2022 2:11:54 PM PST by JBW1949
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To: JBW1949

OK...Another one:

Same three guys have to go to the restroom...
After finishing, the Duke guy goes to the sink and dabs a tiny bit of soap, barely gets some water and washes his hands...

He looks at the other two and says, “At Duke, they taught us thriftiness...”

The NCState guy goes to the sink turns all the hot water on, grabs the soap and soaps his hands and arms up to his elbows and scrubs...

He looks at the other two and says “At NCState, they taught us cleanliness....”

The UNC guy turns and starts for the door...The other two say “At you going to wash?”

He says “At UNC, they taught us not to piss on our hands...”


2 posted on 03/11/2022 2:42:55 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: JBW1949

If Sports Commentators Had No Filter - Key & Peele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BusChLgkLnA


3 posted on 03/11/2022 3:09:55 PM PST by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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To: JBW1949

That one actually started life as an Navy Officer and Marine NCO joke. Way back in the 70’s was the first time I heard it, at Great Lakes.


4 posted on 03/11/2022 3:21:11 PM PST by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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To: wbarmy

I went through Great Lakes in 1967....


5 posted on 03/11/2022 3:58:00 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: JBW1949

Are any of these people minorities, gay or trans? I need to know before I can laugh.


6 posted on 03/11/2022 4:53:18 PM PST by 1956tbyrd
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To: 1956tbyrd

Nope...They are all white supremacists....:^)


7 posted on 03/11/2022 4:58:48 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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