Posted on 03/10/2022 8:40:33 AM PST by xp38
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Beloved feminist icon and 2024 presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has announced she will be joining efforts to halt Russian aggression. Starting this week, she has promised to stop importing dossiers from Russia.
"For a long time, I have relied on Russian intelligence as a prime source for phony dirt on my political appointments," said Clinton as she adjusted the scope on her high-powered sniper rifle. "Starting today, I will refuse to import my disinformation or even my hitmen from Russian sources—that is, unless it's absolutely necessary."
Sources in Russia say this will cost the Russian economy over 3,000 jobs, which were previously filled with people working full-time writing phony dossiers for Hillary Clinton. In a statement, President Putin said he was sad to see his close, longtime relationship with Clinton going south. "I thought that big red reset button meant something to you!" he said.
For the time being, the Clintons have committed to buying their disinformation only from domestic sources like The Washington Post.
Bill Clinton also joined the fight, promising to stop importing underage women from Russia.
The Bee! LOL.
If that doesn’t shut down the Russian economy I don’t know what will.
We all need a laugh before WW-III.
Except that...
The dossier()s come from the minds of democrats, and the ideas contained within the dossiers were ‘exported’ to the ‘official’ dossier writers and those writers were given credit for writing them, but, the contents were all the ideas of high-ranking democrats in congress and in the Obama White House and in the left-wing media.
I know it’s the ‘bee’, but, democrats have to be given credit where credit is due, and it’s them who should be made culpable for any dossier and other damaging documents and ideas.
BAM 💥!!
Starting today, I will refuse to import my disinformation or even my hitmen from Russian sources—that is, unless it’s absolutely necessary.
LOL
This isn’t funny. The place we need to stop importing dossiers from is the CIA.
Oh that is good. I love it.
LOL!
Thanks, I needed a chuckle.
Just no jew bastards hit Men. They always expect to get paid, always wanting their money.
That’s okay. Adam Schitt will pick up any Clintoon doesn’t want. Will pay good money for them too.
Lolololol…
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