[fruser1]

I never knew I was older than Methuselah.

[Nathan _in_Arkansas]

We’ll be two years wiser than everyone else. And less boring.

[NWFree]

Who would have thought that ingesting toxin would be so detrimental? 🤪

[hoe_cake]

Nothing beats a medium rare steak and a glass of red wine.

Oh, and a salad with lots of blue cheese dressing.

Oh, wait...and a good French bread.

But then there’s the potato with butter and sour cream.

I’m hungry.

[Lurker]

So my brain is roughly 3 millennia old then.

L

[LibertyWoman]

I've read that smoking shortens my life
I've read that drinking shortens my life
So I've decided to quit reading

[daku]

Huh , what’s that you say sonny ?

[sit-rep]

wheres humblegunner....

[SecondAmendment]

So it looks like alcohol in moderation is very good for you after all ...

[BipolarBob]

Drinking just a glass of wine or pint of beer each night in middle-age may age your brain by two years

I start off the day drinking and continue during the day so I don't have that night drinking problem.

[sergeantdave]

UK Daily Mail is Britain’s answer to Mad Magazine, but without the clever artwork.

[SaxxonWoods]

This isn’t fair. I should be able to remember the Pyramids being built.

[MayflowerMadam]

This interesting video is about a survey if a group of people taken over several years — maybe a decade or two. Says two glasses of wine a day is a good thing.

“Living Into Your 90s”

https://www.google.com/search?q=youtube+living+into+your+90s&rlz=1C1VFKB_enUS672US725&oq=youtube+living&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j69i59j0i512j0i131i433i512j0i512l6.13927j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[grame]

Ha, I just read a list of top ten things you could do to lower your lethal cholesterol and drinking a glass of wine everyday was on that list! Could they make up their mind?

[heavy metal]

let’s party... 😁...

[Pearls Before Swine]

That explains a lot.

[BobL]

I suspect ‘studies’ like these are intended to set the stage for huge taxes on alcohol. And why not, the government now totally controls the media - they might as well use them.

[Ag88]

They shouldn’t blame the booze for what the bread did!

[KC_Conspirator]

I identify as a teen, so I should be ok.

[yetidog]

Just call me peabrain.

[Rio]

My brain is fin