hahahaha you sound like a virgin who has no clue how good sex can be. Your own boat? hahaha I get sick on anything smaller than 600 foot long boat. And the food on your boat? hahahaha just like that virgin, you have no clue how great the cuisine is in a modern and large cruise ship. But go ahead and enjoy your rocky boat and junk food on your little boat.
Once again wrong, per usual for your little pea brain.
I’ve been of PLENTY of large boat cruises. Don’t care for them, primarily because they are swill infested sardine cans full of morons like you. Belly up to the buffet if you want. Your call. Are you really dumb enough to think you are the only one whose been on a modern cruise ship? I bet you just LOVE modern buses to get around your city. You seem like the type where everyone is better off if others are in charge and you’re a lowly passenger, good for only your bank account.
I go out on my boat where and when I want, eat excellent food, picking from literally hundreds of options. I sometimes run at low speeds and watch the dolphins play in my wake, literally a few feet away. Unlike your weak constitution, I don’t get seasick on any boat. Mine is capable of running inshore and offshore and it rides like a dream. Bonus is that I don’t have to listen to the Karaoke guy or cover band, or be bothered by the hairy chest competition or other inane crap.
I also don’t have my DNA now owned by the patent rights of others. Meanwhile, you willingly line up for your next shearing. Sorry that the high point of your pathetic life is riding around on a ship you are not capable of handling yourself.