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State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames
Babylon Bee ^
| February 28th, 2022
| Staff
Posted on 02/28/2022 5:43:36 PM PST by Rebelbase
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:43:36 PM PST
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Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:52:33 PM PST
by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: Rebelbase
Imagine all the prep work and medicines it is taking to get that brain-dead zombie to be able to mumble for 90 minutes without going full wing nut.
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:53:17 PM PST
by
wildcard_redneck
(Welcome to leftist Planet Lab Cage where are YOU are the rat)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:54:16 PM PST
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:56:05 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:57:24 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
Like the Yule Log on channel 11 every Christmas. LOL.
To: Rebelbase
Don’t set expectations so low that even a demented old man can meet them.
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:57:40 PM PST
by
cmj328
(We live here.)
To: wildcard_redneck
This guy is the living embodiment of Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb.”
Okay, just a little pinprick
There’ll be no more, “AHHHH!”
But, you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I do believe it’s working, good!
That’ll keep you going for the show
Come on, it’s time to go
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:58:22 PM PST
by
Rastus
To: Rebelbase
It will take him an hour and a half to read his 30 minutes worth of dribble.
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posted on
02/28/2022 5:58:51 PM PST
by
Bullish
(This is the most bloated and most inept govt in history.)
To: wildcard_redneck
That’s why they have kept him in Delaware for days to reorient his sleep schedule so his body will think it is the morning time.
To: Bullish
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:00:02 PM PST
by
Bullish
(This is the most bloated and most inept govt in history.)
To: wildcard_redneck
Probably why he’s in Delaware.
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:03:16 PM PST
by
virgil
(The evil that men do lives after them )
To: Rebelbase
Can we watch while someone tears up a copy of his speech?
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:03:46 PM PST
by
MomwithHope
(Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
To: wildcard_redneck
Imagine all the prep work and medicines it is taking to get that brain-dead zombie to be able to mumble for 90 minutes without going full wing nut. ...or freezing up like a deer in the headlights - they'll have to balance his meds with extreme precision. Because even expensive doctors aren't perfect, there's a chance we might see something entertaining...
;>)
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:16:21 PM PST
by
Who is John Galt?
("Shoeless Joe" played for the White Sox; "Clueless Joe" lives in the White House...)
To: Rebelbase
WIth multiple standing ovations. From both sides of the aisle.
8^(
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:18:42 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
To: Rebelbase
They’re doing that State of the Union about my life at 53?
odd
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:24:15 PM PST
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: Rebelbase
Buck Sexton said it’s not the ‘state of the union’, it’s the ‘state of the dumpster fire’ speech.
Just heard someone say .... “this is what you get when you order a president by mail”
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:29:12 PM PST
by
Qiviut
(🍊 #standup "Don't let your children die on the hill you refuse to fight on.")
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
02/28/2022 6:29:51 PM PST
by
Noumenon
(Black American flag time. KTF)
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