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Canadian ATMs Now Asking Your Political Views Before Allowing You To Withdraw Money
The Babylon Bee ^
| February 18, 2022
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/21/2022 8:21:53 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Canada's financial system will not tolerate crimethink, eh?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This won’t be satire/humor for long there or here.
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:24:23 AM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You scared me. It’s so nuts up here, I thought this was real.
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:24:43 AM PST
by
JudyinCanada
(Maranatha)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Yep, this is just another example of the Bee getting ahead of the curve, bookmark this. Some form of this will be real life before the end of the year
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:25:43 AM PST
by
Skwor
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Give me my money!
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:26:15 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:29:13 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Remember one thing!: Those in power, want to stay in power, and they want more of it.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Geez...didn’t see the Bee and got stung
I was deciding earlier this morning if I should withdraw as much cash as I can from bank, just to be safe.
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:32:52 AM PST
by
kanawa
((Securing the 2022/2024 elections is of paramount importance.))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I think it’s time the US annex’s Canada.
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:39:44 AM PST
by
Rappini
(Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
To: Rappini
Canadians are well to the left of Americans, so if we let them into the Union, be prepared for a tilt to the left.
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:45:24 AM PST
by
maro
(MAGA!)
To: JudyinCanada
I thought this was real.
************
Before long it will be.
To: kanawa
Geez...didn’t see the Bee and got stung
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It could get even worse than the parody. Much worse.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Good Lord don’t give ‘em any ideas.
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:57:20 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: Rappini
We almost did during the Revolution. George Washington sent Benedict Arnold to capture Quebec.
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posted on
02/21/2022 8:58:39 AM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Merry Christmas Illhan!)
To: JudyinCanada
There are no crazy conspiracy theories any more.
There are just a lot of folks with normalcy bias standing around looking kinda lost.
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posted on
02/21/2022 9:00:37 AM PST
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: maro
“Too the left of Americans”.
Yes, but for how long?
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posted on
02/21/2022 9:02:42 AM PST
by
Grey182
(Trump won, Benedict is still Pope & Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Do you think Trudeau is the most powerful and masculine leader ever?”
That’s not a proper question. It allows the possibility of doubt. It should read “In what ways do you know that Trudeau is the most powerful and masculine leader ever?”
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I cannot believe this is satire. Not yet.
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posted on
02/21/2022 9:06:13 AM PST
by
fwdude
(Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
One could have fun with answers to their socialistic machine.
To: JudyinCanada
Got me too. Coming soon though.
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posted on
02/21/2022 9:30:29 AM PST
by
cowboyusa
(America Cowboy up! )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The g’mint giveth you OPM
The g’mint can taketh it and buy key politicians another mansion or a private jet.
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posted on
02/21/2022 9:35:47 AM PST
by
Leep
(Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
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