LOL!!!!
I miss 1950s humor.
Reminds me of a story from when I was a child. For several years we didn't have a TV. One day I went to school and all the kids were saying that gorillas with machine guns had taken over the 1972 Munich Olympics. Very matter of fact. All of a sudden everyone just went mildly crazy.
A few days later I saw a newspaper article with the headline saying "Guerillas doin' sumthin sumthin" and I asked my dad what that word was.
LMAO!
Nice
Good one. Gotta keep that for use down the road.
An oldie but a goodie!
But I just want to point out that a kindergartener isn’t likely to know what “.” (without quotes) is in the literary sense.
😁
On a summer day, Johnny looked out the front window of his home and saw two canines copulating in the middle of the street.
“Dad, what are those two dogs doing?” inquired the boy.
Embarrassed, his father answered, “The one in back has sore paws, and because the asphalt is hot, the one in front is helping him cross the street.”
“Ain’t that just like a friend?” Johnny replied. “You try to help him out, and he screws you every time!”
At the Future Farmers of America the teacher gave the students an assignment where they’re given an imaginary 100 acres of land and to come back the next week to explain what they’d grow and why.
Next week comes and the teacher calls on little Mary. Mary says she’d grow 100 acres of corn because it’s getting a decent price, made into Ethanol and so on.
She calls on little Tommy and he says if he had 100 acres he’d grow soybeans because there was a good return on investment, you can make biodiesel etc.
She calls on little Johnny and he says if he had 100 acres, he’d grow hair. The teacher gives him a funny look and asks why in the world he’d grow hair and he replied that his sister had a little patch of it and was making $500 a night.
Good one!
Old school!
Love it...