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1 posted on 02/19/2022 12:52:27 PM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!!!!


2 posted on 02/19/2022 12:55:03 PM PST by hoe_cake
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To: sodpoodle

I miss 1950s humor.


3 posted on 02/19/2022 1:06:08 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: sodpoodle

Reminds me of a story from when I was a child. For several years we didn't have a TV. One day I went to school and all the kids were saying that gorillas with machine guns had taken over the 1972 Munich Olympics. Very matter of fact. All of a sudden everyone just went mildly crazy.

A few days later I saw a newspaper article with the headline saying "Guerillas doin' sumthin sumthin" and I asked my dad what that word was.

4 posted on 02/19/2022 1:06:49 PM PST by Kevmo (I’m immunue from Covid since I don’t watch TV.🤗)
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To: sodpoodle

LMAO!


5 posted on 02/19/2022 1:26:03 PM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: sodpoodle

Nice


6 posted on 02/19/2022 1:26:53 PM PST by qaz123
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To: sodpoodle

Good one. Gotta keep that for use down the road.


7 posted on 02/19/2022 1:28:24 PM PST by deport
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To: sodpoodle

An oldie but a goodie!


8 posted on 02/19/2022 1:38:21 PM PST by Scarlett156 (Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
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To: sodpoodle

But I just want to point out that a kindergartener isn’t likely to know what “.” (without quotes) is in the literary sense.


9 posted on 02/19/2022 1:39:57 PM PST by Scarlett156 (Someone with "comedian" on his social media profile is invariably a self-hating sadistic loser.)
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To: sodpoodle

😁


10 posted on 02/19/2022 1:51:51 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: sodpoodle

On a summer day, Johnny looked out the front window of his home and saw two canines copulating in the middle of the street.

“Dad, what are those two dogs doing?” inquired the boy.

Embarrassed, his father answered, “The one in back has sore paws, and because the asphalt is hot, the one in front is helping him cross the street.”

“Ain’t that just like a friend?” Johnny replied. “You try to help him out, and he screws you every time!”


15 posted on 02/19/2022 2:12:03 PM PST by twister881
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At the Future Farmers of America the teacher gave the students an assignment where they’re given an imaginary 100 acres of land and to come back the next week to explain what they’d grow and why.

Next week comes and the teacher calls on little Mary. Mary says she’d grow 100 acres of corn because it’s getting a decent price, made into Ethanol and so on.

She calls on little Tommy and he says if he had 100 acres he’d grow soybeans because there was a good return on investment, you can make biodiesel etc.

She calls on little Johnny and he says if he had 100 acres, he’d grow hair. The teacher gives him a funny look and asks why in the world he’d grow hair and he replied that his sister had a little patch of it and was making $500 a night.


17 posted on 02/19/2022 2:23:53 PM PST by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: sodpoodle

Good one!


32 posted on 02/19/2022 3:53:23 PM PST by magyars4 (To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men!)
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To: sodpoodle

Old school!


36 posted on 02/19/2022 4:05:35 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: sodpoodle

Love it...


42 posted on 02/19/2022 6:36:13 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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