Posted on 02/19/2022 11:42:15 AM PST by simpson96
TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A 51-year-old Florida man told authorities he was “high and happy” after he was stopped for recklessly driving Wednesday morning, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies said Theodore John Evans, 51, of Jupiter, was stopped Wednesday after multiple callers reported a Toyota RAV4 running red lights, passing in no-passing zones and not staying within the lanes.
Deputies said Evans’ eyes were bloodshot and watery, and a release said Evans, “behaved erratically, speaking quickly and nonsensically about how high and happy he was due to his use of a vape pen.”
Marijuana candies, a glass pipe and a vape pen were found in the Toyota. Evans was taken to jail where his bond was set at $2,500.
Evans faces one count of DUI unlawful blood alcohol – DUI influence of alcohol or drugs.
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Sort of looks like Andrew Breitbart.
Put sun glasses and a golf cap on him and I would say Phil Mickelson. In that picture he looks high and frightened.
Oh my goodness! Are those eyes bloodshot! Heck yes they are. Wow.
he was “high and happy”... running red lights... eyes were bloodshot and watery...
He's 51 and from Jupiter so it all makes perfect sense. The 5th Dimension tipped us off a while back, because Jupiter, red, watery, man in the Moon... Album of the Year at the Grammys, March 1970.
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The song is from the musical “Hair.” The 5th Dimension merely covered it by combining it with the chorus of the finale of the musical.
Ah, the continuing adventures of Florida Man! lol
I was just going by the album award data, but yeah that's a nice added detail about the "Hair", lol, thanks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammy_Award_for_Record_of_the_Year#1970s
Drug addiction is a terrible thing
Yeah, it's just not fair!
Florida Man always has all of the fun.
Except when he sets his pants of fire -
or loses a limb to an alligator...
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