[Col Frank Slade]

“Slipped in the younger sisters vomit”

LOL

[Robert DeLong]

It's even funnier when you read the entire sentence (which you probably did, but for others):

“Once separated, both sisters ran at each other, slipped in [the younger sister’s] vomit, then fell into the bushes while still fighting,” the report said. According to the security guard, the younger sister “ran a few feet away and took off her dress, exposing her breasts. Shortly after, they began to punch each other again.”

Eventually, the pair were separated and arrested. 🙂

[wrcase]

How did they know it was her sister’s vomit? You can’t dust for vomit.