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Bored Security Guard Doodles Eyes on $1M Painting on First Day on Job
TooFab ^
| 2/10/2022
| By TooFab Staff
Posted on 02/16/2022 3:04:57 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
Guards name Hunter by any chance?
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posted on
02/16/2022 3:10:55 AM PST
by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/16/2022 3:12:06 AM PST
by
Bobalu
(Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...)
To: Daffynition
Ruined? I’d say it was an improvement. It’s probably worth $2 million now.
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posted on
02/16/2022 3:16:45 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Media Control is an anagram of Delta Omicron.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/16/2022 3:21:02 AM PST
by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: HYPOCRACY
Bet the guard was drunk.
Alcoholism is still a huge problem in Russia.
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posted on
02/16/2022 3:23:14 AM PST
by
marktwain
(Amazing people can read a persons entire personality and character from one photograph.)
To: Daffynition
Easy enough to paint over the additions. Or just leave the squiggles and have a more interesting history for the painting. The good news is that more people have now seen it than probably in all of its combined years of existence.
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posted on
02/16/2022 3:52:01 AM PST
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: Daffynition
What can we say? Those craazy Ruskies, yea?
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posted on
02/16/2022 4:02:40 AM PST
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: marktwain
It was made worse during the Brezhnev years when they discovered it was easier to hand out cheap vodka than inprove their citizen’s living standards.
CC
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posted on
02/16/2022 4:13:17 AM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: Daffynition
100% improvement. he did a good job.
That painting would freak me out anyway. it’s creepy a face with no eyes or mouth or nose.
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posted on
02/16/2022 4:14:34 AM PST
by
1_Rain_Drop
("There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration” - Pompeo)
To: 1_Rain_Drop
Don’t know the artist’s intent, or the context, but I saw the original as a commentary on life under communism in the Soviet Union.
Or Canada.
Or Brandonland.
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/16/2022 5:01:39 AM PST
by
pas
To: _longranger81
I agree with you.
That’s how I saw it also.
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posted on
02/16/2022 5:14:52 AM PST
by
1_Rain_Drop
("There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration” - Pompeo)
To: maddog55
The guard just created a multi-million dollar NFT.
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posted on
02/16/2022 5:39:44 AM PST
by
Demiurge2
(Define your terms!)
To: Daffynition
Each day that passes we get closer to the movie “Idiocracy”
To: Celtic Conservative
It was made worse during the Brezhnev years when they discovered it was easier to hand out cheap vodka than inprove their citizen’s living standards.And Brandon wants to give out crack pipes.
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posted on
02/16/2022 6:48:27 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/16/2022 7:46:23 AM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Bobalu
LOL proof that Mr.Bean did a lot of breeding in his life time.
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posted on
02/16/2022 8:42:05 AM PST
by
Vaduz
( )
To: Fresh Wind
"Ruined? I’d say it was an improvement. It’s probably worth $2 million now."
A marvelous example of "performance art!" People would come miles to discuss and admire. How avant-garde can you get? The gallery should have the security guard's signature put on the canvas and a photo of him brandishing his ballpoint pen.
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posted on
02/16/2022 11:31:45 AM PST
by
Hiddigeigei
("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
To: Hiddigeigei; Fresh Wind
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posted on
02/16/2022 11:51:53 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*This admin tells us *A* story; but they don't tell us *THE* story* & :) ~ D Bongino)
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