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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!
Unknown | Random E-Mail | Feb. 13, 2022 | Vanity

Posted on 02/13/2022 10:56:17 AM PST by PROCON

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To: datura

I learned to drive a Hi/Lo Stick in a Truck when I was 17, 45 years ago!


121 posted on 02/13/2022 4:55:59 PM PST by eyeamok (founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
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To: MayflowerMadam

Some women also have fragile hair when young, and no amount of care and conditioning will keep the ends from breaking once it gets past a certain length. It doesn’t look good long, but a chin- or shoulder-length cut looks great on them because it keeps their hair looking healthy.


122 posted on 02/13/2022 5:03:17 PM PST by Cecily
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To: PROCON

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

My wife asked me why those socks are still on the floor. I said, “Gravity.”

If she didn’t want to know, why in the world did she ask?


123 posted on 02/13/2022 5:07:16 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: PROCON

Ok. Let’s dissect the very first one. Seems like it makes some sense……..but since men have to pee constantly due to an enlarged prostate or too much beer they have to go ten times more per day than women soooooooo, the toilet seat position should be down to accommodate a woman who goes maybe four times per day.


124 posted on 02/13/2022 5:12:08 PM PST by Toespi ( )
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To: Dr. Sivana
One of my Unimogs has 8 speeds forward, 4 reverse, four wheel drive and diff locks.

No problem.

125 posted on 02/13/2022 5:15:58 PM PST by Mogger
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To: PROCON

After reading this list, the only thing I can think is, “God, I love my husband for not being a total nitwit.”

In fact, I thank God for my husband everyday. He loves me and I love him. A sentiment not reflected on this list.


126 posted on 02/13/2022 6:15:22 PM PST by JoanSmith
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To: JoanSmith
Apparently you haven't been here long enough to appreciate good satire, humor and fun discourse.

Lighten up, Joan, smile and don't take yourself so seriously.

127 posted on 02/13/2022 6:26:07 PM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: JoanSmith

“In fact, I thank God for my husband everyday. He loves me and I love him. A sentiment not reflected on this list.”

Great comment.


128 posted on 02/13/2022 6:36:56 PM PST by Cedar
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To: TLI; Tallguy; Allegra; M. Thatcher; Kozy; dfwgator; Rebelbase; tiki; SauronOfMordor; Mr.Unique; ...
I'm pinging a few of you long time FReepers.

Remember when FR was a great place to laugh, post satire and have fun discussions with one another?

This thread, which I posted for fun has caused many posters to take offense and be personally offended, WTF?

Just look at the majority of the keywords some offended soul felt compelled to include.

Too many people, even FReepers now become offended too easily.

FR ain't the same as it was even 10 years ago.

129 posted on 02/13/2022 6:47:55 PM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: PROCON

1. Men want sex as often as you want the dishes done.


130 posted on 02/13/2022 6:52:33 PM PST by Kevmo (I’m immune from Covid since I don’t watch TV.🤗)
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To: Karoo
And for the ladies, read Dr Laura’s book on how to treat men. It works

That book caused problems in my marriage because I was not married to "men". I was married to one man. One very special man with all his own quirks, likes and dislikes. Treating him as "man" was the wrong thing to do.

Treating him as my sugar woogums? That worked.

131 posted on 02/13/2022 6:55:31 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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To: PROCON

132 posted on 02/13/2022 6:57:30 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: PROCON

I saw it as a fun thread and I do miss the early days when we laughed more easily.

I see some here posted in the spirit of fun but it does appear that some got offended.

Now this is going to offend some people, but: Millennials have entered the chat…

That might explain some of it. 😏


133 posted on 02/13/2022 6:59:23 PM PST by Allegra
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To: PROCON; Allegra; All

Maybe there’s an upside to folks sounding like they wanna fight all time.
The way things are going lately, we’re liable to need all the fighters that our side can muster.

In the meantime, it does all get rather tiresome . . .


134 posted on 02/13/2022 7:07:35 PM PST by tomkat
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To: Allegra
I like beer, hate shopping and liked NFL football until the Democrats destroyed it. I do watch some college games, though.

And I only wear shoes if it’s really cold out or I’m exercising or hiking. So I don’t need many. I’m a sandals gal and only need about five pairs.

And I love *real* men. Not loafer-wearing, soy latte sipping, man-bun sporting, selfie-taking pansies.

Marry Me! /s

135 posted on 02/13/2022 7:12:56 PM PST by MAAG (for the things which are seen are temporal, but the things which are not seen are eternal)
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To: tomkat; PROCON
The way things are going lately, we’re liable to need all the fighters that our side can muster.

I agree with that sentiment. But they need to save it for the leftists.

I don’t get the tough-guy keyboard commando type who comes out of nowhere trying to bully people with insults. I’ve identified a few of those here and pretty much just ignore them. (OK, sometimes I verbally swat at them a time or two first…and laugh at them.)

We’re supposed to be on the same side here. At least I thought we were.

136 posted on 02/13/2022 7:24:45 PM PST by Allegra
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To: Allegra
I thought so too, but sometimes it's real hard to tell  ;-)
137 posted on 02/13/2022 7:28:04 PM PST by tomkat
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To: PROCON
This thread, which I posted for fun has caused many posters to take offense and be personally offended, WTF?… Too many people, even FReepers now become offended too easily.

Interesting. When your vanity prompts opposition from many, your reaction is that it’s the many you have the problem and not the solitary you.

I’ve been here as long as you have. I don’t remember any time when disrespect for an entire group, wives in this case, was simply laughed off.

Have respect for your fellow Freepers. There’s too much work to be done.

BTW your obscenity “WTF” also violates the rules.

But maybe your view is that the rules against profanity, personal attacks, etc. don’t apply to you, and you alone.

138 posted on 02/13/2022 7:35:16 PM PST by untenured
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To: PROCON

Jack said it well:

I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability


139 posted on 02/13/2022 7:38:04 PM PST by anton
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To: Mogger
One of my Unimogs has 8 speeds forward, 4 reverse, four wheel drive and diff locks.

I have ZERO interest in going off road. RWD is all I want.
140 posted on 02/13/2022 7:38:27 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (“...life is very good without Facebook and that we would live very well without Facebook."-B.LeMaire)
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