Sounds like she’s appropriately named.
Defunding the police is the only answer.
Really? A head cop named Dick? If she was in charge of alcohol rules she would be a Likker Dick? That’
s so bleeping funny I couldn’t even laugh-—suffering from a limp condition? Trying to keep my attitude up.
Cressida Dick ???
Very unfortunate name...
Now she’s a spotted Dick.
scenes of grieving women being pinned to the ground by Met officers
And they can’t even get the next days weather right!
Who knew there were weather police?
Cressida (/ˈkrɛsɪdə/; also Criseida, Cresseid or Criseyde) is a character who appears in many Medieval and Renaissance retellings of the story of the Trojan War. She is a Trojan woman, the daughter of Calchas, a Greek seer. She falls in love with Troilus, the youngest son of King Priam, and pledges everlasting love, but when she is sent to the Greeks as part of a hostage exchange, she forms a liaison with the Greek warrior Diomedes. In later culture she becomes an archetype of a faithless lover.
Hmm.... Trojan woman and faithless lover.
What... no more useless dick jokes? Dick the micro-butch is GONE!
A homo female as a police chief? What could possibly go wrong.