Posted on 02/09/2022 4:55:00 PM PST by House Atreides
It’s raining it’s pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed cause he bumped his head
And he didn’t get up in the morning
It’s raining it’s pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed cause he bumped his head
And he didn’t get up in the morning
This is one of the oldest jokes, going back to vaudeville, called the Aristicrats. Most of the more crass comics have told this, Don Rickles, Gilbert Gottfried, Chris Rock and Saget. And there’s no evidence that Saget was a guest of Epstein’s.
WTF? That’s impossible AND absurd!! I say vaccine related or heart attack or both, OR drugs
At least they didn’t have to explain his death like David Carradine’s family?
Natasha Richardson (Liam Neeson’s wife, Vanessa Redgrave’s daughter) fell while skiing and hit her head. The EMTs wanted to take her to the hospital but she said she was fine and refused. A short time later, complaining of severe headaches, she was taken to the hospital where she died. Epidural hematoma.
There, but for the grace of God, go I. Can’t tell you how many times I have whacked my head against something to the point of seeing stars. Still have a few lumps and scars to show for it.
brother hit his head in a car accident. that night i woke him up every hour and shined a flashlight in his eyes to make sure they dilated. he cursed me every time
Wow...his family is the CORONER .....SPECIAL!
Yup
We used to scoff at such injuries
What??.
The butler did it. The butler named Clot Shot. Bob stumbled around, hit his head on furniture on the way down. Producing brain bleed and death. Now he is as dead as last week’s soccer player.
I said it before. It was hookers. I believe Russian.
They were banging him er... so to speak against the headboard....
Check security cameras for Russian maybe Ukrainian hookers with a new Rolex and lots of cash.
I heard Saget was at that Orlando hotel being interviewed for an internship on joe's morning joke show.
“My people are the people of the dessert.” — T.E. Lawrence
“My people are the people of the dessert.” — T.E. Lawrence
“My people are the people of the dessert.” — T.E. Lawrence
No worries. Once an English teacher, ALWAYS an English teacher.
Have a good night!
There are definitely videos of him telling absolutely vile “jokes” and stories. They’re disgusting.
Never admired the guy much but that’s the best way. Just lay down and go to sleep.
I’ll check.
Thanks
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