Pill Could Stop Sex-Addicted Men From Cheating, Claim Scientists

The Sun (U.K.) ^ | 5 Feb 2022

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is no such thing as "sex addiction".

Just lack of any desire to be different.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I have a cheaper method: Just imagine this naked.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

For every cheating man.. there’s a woman.

Most of the "cheating men" are sodomites. So no.

[glorgau]

Is there a pill to keep wives from getting fat?

[StolarStorm]

That would save more marriages than any one thing in the universe.

[nickcarraway]

You think most men who are cheating are gay?

[Bikkuri]

How about cheating wives?

[Pearls Before Swine]

Oxytocin? Its effect will depend on who you’re near when you take it. Assuming you’re a “real” man and don’t go into labor.

I thought they were going to say “Lupron.”

[JoanSmith]

Oxytocin prescription may help women be in the mood more.

Additionally, oxytocin is an effective treatment for postpartum and post-weaning depression.

[AndyTheBear]

Well was thinking a pill that did the opposite of viagra...

[Leep]

Don’t even have to imagine her naked.

[Mouton]

What is the pill for, for a female to hold between her legs??

[Mouton]

I asked my wife what she wanted to do for our anniversary. She said “I want to do something I’ve never done before.” I said , “OK you can clean the house.”

My wife said I want to go somewhere I have not been. I said try the kitchen (hat tip to henny youngman)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Half of prostitutes are men in dresses. Do you think they are trolling for females?

Cheaters (this applies to male and female) are not choosy about where they get their jollies.

That is why they are cheaters.

[cymbeline]

“It’s also responsible for increasing levels of relaxation and trust.”

I first read that as “thrust”.

[nickcarraway]

Half of prostitutes are men in dresses.

Do you have a citation for that? I'm guessing arrest records tell a different story.

[larrytown]

That would save more marriages than any one thing in the universe.

And likewise, prevent more marriages and related types of 'relationships'.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The arrest records are where the numbers came from. Ask Eddie Murphy about it.

You can check the old police records, back when they listed guys in dresses as males. Now days no doubt they are listed as females.

But yeah, it is true.

[sauropod]

Oh. So *that’s* the cause.