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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“and Jesus loves me most”

Looks like He wants to see you immediately about that “joke”.


3 posted on 02/06/2022 11:55:23 AM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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To: mikey_hates_everything

Some of her jokes are quite vulgar. I wouldn’t go to see her. 8th grade sex humor was a long time ago.

She is now entering the “I can die at any moment” phase in her life. Jokes, fame, and money will not save her.


25 posted on 02/06/2022 12:13:50 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: mikey_hates_everything
“and Jesus loves me most”

Looks like He wants to see you immediately about that “joke”.

30-ish years ago the wife and I had been out for a bivouac one Sunday afternoon with a couple of friends. We were headed home from whatever it was that we'd been out doing, it's been so long now that I don't recall what it was, and I don't recall the topic of our conversation, but what happened next I remember like it was yesterday - out of my buddy's mouth came the words "I don't believe in God".

The last bit of the word God wasn't past his lips when the window on the slider door of our van literally exploded in his face. Dude was covered with tiny little bits of broken glass. The stuff was in his shirt and his hair and probably down his pants. He was covered in it.

When the shock of what happened wore off, I said to him "You just received a clear message. It might be time for you to rethink your beliefs."

29 posted on 02/06/2022 12:16:52 PM PST by Augie
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She may want to leave that joke out of her routine?


55 posted on 02/06/2022 1:37:34 PM PST by bray (The Vax is fake and deadly)
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