Weather Joke!
Temperature is relative:
35° above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20° above Zero: People in Arizona all die. Wisconsin closes the windows.
0°: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
10° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.