You could always go back to prison, ya big dope.
Three hots and a cot!
Just proving that there are (at least) two sets of rules:
In March 2004, Crosby left a suitcase behind at a hotel in New York City, and when an employee looked for an identification tag, he stumbled upon a small amount of marijuana and a loaded handgun, according to The New York Times. When Crosby came back to the hotel to get the bag, he was arrested, spent 12 hours in jail, posted bail, pleaded guilty to criminal weapon possession, and paid a fine.