Just woke up from my nappy nap. Think I'll brew up a cuppa that good, good java in my new single cup coffee maker (miracle of modern science).
I like my coffee like Ted Danson likes his women. Fat, stupid, and ugly.

I like my coffee like Ted Danson likes his women. Fat, stupid, and ugly.
Around here we say that we like our coffee like we like our women,...”Hot, Black and Stupid”..