Man Accused of Keeping Meth-Fed ‘Attack Squirrel’ Faces New Charges

PENNLive ^ | Jan. 26, 2022

[nickcarraway]

Okay.

[MotorCityBuck]

Send them to the Ukraine.

[BenLurkin]

Everybody needs a hobby.

[rlmorel]

Seems kind of sedate. They need this one:

[JonPreston]

[WMarshal]

The picture should have a caption “Hunter Biden if he had been born poor.”

[Veto!]

The perp can go directly to hell, but God help that poor abused squirrel.

So it’s a rodent. So what? I buy squirrel food for my adorable squirrels and feed them every night. By the time I get up, they’ve eaten everything. I would never buy anything for that monstrous excuse for a human.

[nickcarraway]

I don’t think Hunter has the persistence or work ethic to train a squirrel like this.

[rlmorel]

Okaaay…when HE says he didn’t give the squirrel meth…I believe him!

[rlmorel]

You ever notice how pets and their owners sometimes resemble each other???

[throwthebumsout]

I heard that there was so much cocaine at the Playboy mansion that the dogs were addicted due to so much spilling on the floors.

[antidemoncrat]

“Paulk faces charges for possession of a wild animal a wild animal, stolen property and possession of a weapon by a felon.”

Any more possession of a wild animal is a felony and possession stolen property and possession of a weapon by a felon are misdemeanors.

[Walrus]

Uh-oh. Has anyone tested Punxsutawney Phil?

[Big Red Badger]

That’s One
Tweaking Rodent!

[heavy metal]

wonder if his name was “rocky”... 😁...

[rlmorel]

I know squirrels are rodents, but I admit I have come to both enjoy and admire them over time!

I think it is because they are like some subspecies of humans…they remind me of us…

[WMarshal]

From the story the “training” was just this methhead feeding meth to the squirrel so therefor I think Hunter Biden could pull it off. Hunter might be incapable of sharing though..

[EvilCapitalist]

Waiting for the story of the squirrel who attacked a man on a motorcycle.

[WMarshal]

You’re theory that squirrels are similar to primates is pretty accurate. The first primate-like mammals are referred to as proto-primates. They were roughly similar to squirrels and tree shrews in size and appearance. It is a good example of convergent evolution where an arboreal existence exerts natural selection pressures to evolve similar physical attributes, intelligence, and behaviors.

[yoe]

Man charged with cruelty to animals and dealing in illegal drugs. His actions are dangerous, death could be the result for animal & people. He should be charged accordingly and sentenced to the full extent of the law.