“” “I do not care to catch a glimpse of apparently armed men skulking around and I DEFINITELY do not want to risk having my young grandchildren see such a sight,” a resident wrote. “”
Never you mind, little snowflake granny. If a Navy SEAL is coming after you, you will see him for only the twinkling of an eye.
The grandkids will think it’s cool. “I want to be one of those Grannie!”.
“Thump” (as the snowflake Grannie keels over from a heart attack).
“skulking”? Somebody’s gotta pick up their skill set if they’ve been skulking. Maybe we could write up a drill called “trolling for dunderheads” or some such?
Yes, indeed— in fact, their last “twinkling” in mid-twinkle!
Really stupid comments in the article, including “toy guns”.... boo hoo! Surprise, they aren’t toy.