Retired teacher, 66, becomes the 'world's most prolific sperm donor' after fathering 129 children...with another NINE on the way

Daily Mail ^ | 26 January 2022 | Kate Dennett

[Trillian]

Clive Jones, 66, who lives in Chaddesden, Derby, has been donating his sperm from his van for nearly ten years and says he has another nine children currently on the way.

[Raycpa]

On the next episode of Dirty Jobs,

[DeFault User]

Just wait until he i sued for child support.

[SandwicheGuy]

I wish I had said that,
... Lol

[alexander_busek]

I myself am now facing retirement.

Was thinking of taking up bowling.

Now...?

(And should I inform the missus about my new little "pastime?")

Regards,

[.44 Special]

Nothing but a wanker...

[twister881]

I’m loping my mule just for you
I can’t sleep a wink that is true
I’m choking and I’m spanking
It’s really quite a view
Loping my mule just for you!

[LibWhacker]

'world's most prolific sperm donor' has claimed to have fathered 129 children

Oh, c'mon, there are guys in the 'hood' with more children than that.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Clives Jones, 66, of Derby, ---> claims <--- to have fathered 129 children as a sperm donor.

I can see him BS'ing his buddies in the pub about this, and Kate Dennett overhearing it, and a newspaper story is born.

From his van...

[equaviator]

More Jones’s for adding to phone books everywhere!

[MDLION]

“You end up in a van down by the river!” -Chris Farley

[Adder]

Does his van have tinkly music too? The cream man is commin!

[SaveFerris]

Yeah that’s not creepy at all... 😳

[11th_VA]

I would have thought his name was Johnson …

[tuffydoodle]

“I’m loping my mule just for you
I can’t sleep a wink that is true
I’m choking and I’m spanking
It’s really quite a view
Loping my mule just for you!”

HAHAHAHAHA, spit my coffee out on that one.

[newfreep]

[twister881]

"HAHAHAHAHA, spit my coffee out on that one."

Happy to oblige!

.

[rlmorel]

"Livin' in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!"

Hahahaha...who knew Mr. Jones was really Matt Foley!

[Kriggerel]

“...has been donating his sperm from his van...”

Does he also give out FREE CANDY from that same van in his off-hours? :P

[protoconservative]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson

Cecil Byran Jacobson (October 2, 1936 – March 5, 2021[1]) was an American former fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate his patients without informing them.

https://nypost.com/2020/12/15/doctor-used-his-sperm-to-father-hundreds-of-babies-with-patients-over-four-decades/