From the 'Dilbert' comic strip:
Pointy-haired boss: "Alice, youv'e got to lock up these proprietary documents you have in your cubicle. If our competitors see our plans, it could be very dangerous."
Alice: "For us or for them?"
The competitors (at their office): "Ooh! Look! They're planning to 'utilize synergy'. We're in trouble now!"
"Ha ha ha"
"Stop! You're killing me!!"
LOLOLOL!.................