Astronomers Detect Strange Signals We've Never Seen Before in Our Cosmic Vicinity

https://www.sciencealert.com ^ | 26 JANUARY 2022 | MICHELLE STARR

[allendale]

“really close, 4,000 light years away.” Still way beyond the capacity of any mechanical or biological entity from there coming here. Of course if there really exists a purported conveniently located “wormhole”, perhaps there may be some visitors. More likely it would take 4,000 years for our radio waves to reach them and then another 4,000 years for their initial responses to reach us. 4,000 light years is an enormous, inconceivable actual distance. Its amusing to speculate about superhighway wormholes traversing the universe but alas there is no experimental proof that any exist.

[Red Badger]

Well, there’s always ‘SPICE’.....................

[Getready]

Silly astronomers... it’s just a simulation..said Kneel deGrassy Ty-one-on.

[TomGuy]

Signal translated: ‘E.T., all circuits are busy. Please hang up and try your call later.’

[COBOL2Java]

They have named it GLEAM-X J162759.5-523504.3.

Sounds like the name of a product Phil Swift would hawk

"Now included with my Flex Paste, I'll throw in GLEAM-X, so you'll never be without a light source for your garage!"

[bgill]

a highly magnetized white dwarf.

That's racist.

[I want the USA back]

The mother ship coming back to pick up Uncle Joe.

[Getready]

And “size-ist”, and extols a superior state, namely “highly” as opposed to plain ole’ magnetized.

[glorgau]

Send more Chuck Berry.

[GreenHornet]

They want to talk to us about our car warranty.

[TangoLimaSierra]

4000 light years. Must have been trying to signal the dinosaurs.

[Red Badger]

The Egyptians...............

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

I used to have a hollow body magnetar. It also had an odd audio characteristic, if you held a G note it would feed back almost instantly.

I loaned it to my drummer who loaned it somebody else and I never saw it again.

[faithhopecharity]

Its just part of the Borg’s navigation system.
Nothing to worry about that it is so closeby

[faithhopecharity]

“Kilroy was here.”

[HandBasketHell]

The Democrats and Lamestream media are going to latch onto stories like this because they will be desperate to change the subject from Covid as we get closer to the MidTerms. Every day you see a new article about adverse effects. Once the end of March arrives, we'll have another quarter of data that the actuaries for insurance companies are going to analyze, and I have a feeling it is going to be devastating with regard not only to the increase in myocarditis and heart enlargement/inflammation cases, but also with cancer in women -- particularly ovarian and breast. I also believe there is a huge recurrence of auto-immune diseases right across the spectrum.

So take your pick: Aliens or War? That's about all they've got to use for a distraction.

[DannyTN]

Lost in Space, the original series.

Just watched that episode yesterday on Hulu.

[Secret Agent Man]

Umm

Can you move your ship? The entire city is dark during the day...

[sphinx]

They’re coming.

Gotta stock up on duct tape and aluminum foil.

[Highest Authority]

It says ‘To serve man” ..... it’s a cookbook!