I’d kill the liberals they came into contact with, before I’d kill the monkeys.
That virus is called Ebola Reston, and these African monkeys were bred for research here in the Philippines.
And there were a couple times employees in the Philippine labs caught it from the monkeys but luckily did not get too sick
Let me guess...there were “12 monkeys” that escaped?
I was riding my bicycle yesterday when a loose dog with a leash came running towards me. So I stopped, put my hand out and said hallo. The dog immediately turned around, ran and then went into the woods and disappeared from sight.
I thought that was good because it was headed towards fast traffic and probably got separated from its owner in the woods. I rode a little bit and saw a woman who was looking around so I stopped again and said if she lost her dog it just went running into the woods.
She said it is not her dog but that she passed a woman walking three dogs down the street and then shortly after the three dogs were running loose. I said: THREE dogs?!
The woman said she feels really bad because she once lost a dog. I told her I once lost a dog and the next morning he was in front of my door. Then I told her not to worry, they will be controlled and eventually reunited with the owner.
I didn’t want to go after the dog and have it keep running away from me and out of the area so I went home and cooked cheese Omelettes with three kinds of cheeses. That’s it.
Requiem for The Monkeys;
as sung by special guest Elton John
“And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a Capuchin in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the truck smashed in!”
See no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil were eliminated.
“They confirm the escaped monkeys were humanely euthanized.”
What? Were they afraid they were going to talk?
Three monkeys... not twelve?