House for sale in Illinois is ‘immaculate’ — until you notice the odd bedroom nook

BND ^ | 21 Jan 2022 | TJ MACIAS

[DUMBGRUNT]

Such a deal! And in Naperville, Il!

[Nifster]

Disturbing

[riverrunner]

Interesting not hard to remove it you do not want it.

[SoCal Pubbie]

Maybe Clark Griswold was the decorator.

[Farmerbob]

That is the cats’ room.

[Qui is]

Um, has anybody asked, “What happens as the tree continues to grow? It will eventually break through the framing and joists?”

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Interesting not hard to remove it you do not want it.”

But perhaps the prospective buyer has a pet monkey or an opossum or something arboreal?

It’s a nice neighborhood.

[Doctor Congo]

Yes, they either had cats or monkeys.

Or the branches are there for some kinky thing I never heard of.

[Manic_Episode]

I like it! Perfect spot for a hammock to read in or just enjoy the view from.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Maybe Clark Griswold was the decorator.”

And Cousin Eddie was helping on some of the details?

[Doctor Congo]

Why does the closet have metal bars? Maybe one of the previous owners was a werewolf.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Or the branches are there for some kinky thing I never heard of.”

Not the infamous Chinese basket?

I never heard of it; asking for a friend.

[Doctor Congo]

Maybe its a religious symbol.

Branch Davidians ?

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Why does the closet have metal bars?”

In this instance, I see a panel door with shadows???

That said could be bars.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

I saw what you did there! ;-)

Were you, by chance, in the Navy?

[rockvillem]

Branch Davidians ?

LOL - well played.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Branch Davidians ?”

Would you believe a source of branch water for a digestif?

[V K Lee]

A tree in the bedroom brings for pillow talk when you
are alone.... “I Talk To The Trees”
Paint Your Wagon sung by Clint Eastwood)

House in Texas was built with a tree in the
living room, tall enough to penetrate the ceiling.

House in Vieques with a multi-ton boulder remaining
in the living room, still standing as Nature intended.

Have visited both, however, not duly impressed.

[SoCal Pubbie]

You’d have to check the sewer drain on that one.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Were you, by chance, in the Navy?”

No, but it is common knowledge that Sailors all have a one-track mind.