OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE, AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
SERPENTINE!!!
Probably won’t all die, for now. But yesterday the US had more explicit Covid deaths than any day since February.
Today’s count is shaping up to be substantially higher than last Friday.
Death counts are not declining. These announcements of reducing restrictions is not because it’s all over. It’s because the spread is so extensive that there is no stopping it. The count yesterday was 3142 dead, but they were mostly old folks so no need to care.
All you need to know about the new Covid variant. Make sure you purchase black clothing to match the mask. It can double as funeral attire. Grimm Milestone reporting.
Yep. You are gonna die. But probably not from Covid or any one of its 26 flavors though.