[ChicagoConservative27]

What was Brandon doing on the United airlines commercial flight??

[blackdog]

Al Franken.

[Secret Agent Man]

Im sorry, i didnt think Bill Clinton travels on commercial jets.

[Ben Dover]

Must have been a Spirit flight. You have to pay extra to not have someone rub your breast.

[LibWhacker]

Ivan Lopez

That's what you get for letting those Russian Mexicans into the country.

[bramps]

Was it A.J. Baker, son of Mass. Gov and major league rino Charlie Baker?

He was accused of the same thing. AJ was escorted off the plane by state police, but somehow the case just disappeared. Go figure.

[ladyjane]

Does anybody have a picture of the girl? I can’t believe I’m asking for this.

[TaMoDee]

He thought that he was at home in bed with the wife!

[llevrok]

He was heard saying “Bombay!! BOMBAY! COME IN BOMBAY!!!”

She pushed his hand away and asked him why the hell was he doing twisting her boob back forth.

He started again and replied “I’m trying to get India. HELLO HELLO! BOMBAY? COME IN BOMBAY!!

[TexasFreeper2009]

if it was a little girl, it was probably Biden!

if it was an intern, it was Bill Clinton!

If it was a soldier, it was Al Franken !

[Da Coyote]

CNN “talent”? Or a DemocRAT congresscritter? Perhaps a leftist “studies” prof?

[eeriegeno]

I don’t believe it! We need to see the evidence to prove that it looks touched?

[Candor7]

She fell asleep and Lopez could not resist?

LADIES! Never fall asleep sitting next to any man named Lopez, Biden or Clinton.

[baclava]

Sorry, that was me, her nipples hardened at first touch, I think she wanted it.

[D Rider]

But was he wearing his mask?

[sit-rep]

lmao.... man some dudes just have no filter at all!!