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STEALY DAN: Man accused of stealing guitar by putting axe down his pants
Toronto Sun ^
| 1/19/2022
| Kevin Connor
Posted on 01/20/2022 3:59:38 PM PST by simpson96
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posted on
01/20/2022 3:59:38 PM PST
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
I wonder if he’s looking to play it or to sell it.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:03:38 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: simpson96
"Did you get the guitar?"
"Yes I got the guitar."
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:05:06 PM PST
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: simpson96
Wow. I remember a story like this in Dick Tracy in 1979. Only the bad guy stole a Les Paul Original.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:06:55 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: simpson96
I own a Les Paul. I can hardly imagine walking anywhere with the neck stuffed into my pants. To say nothing of the weight. Les Paul’s are not famous because they are lightweight.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:08:00 PM PST
by
T. Rustin Noone
(the angels wanna wear my red shoes......)
To: simpson96
Glad it wasn’t a chainsaw.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:08:17 PM PST
by
nesnah
(Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
To: nesnah
He didn’t put it where that chick put the pistol.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:10:21 PM PST
by
Scrambler Bob
(My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance))
To: simpson96
It was a Les Paul, it’s entirely understandable he would try to steal it.
Sadly, crime doesn’t pay.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:11:46 PM PST
by
Made In The USA
(Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
To: simpson96
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:13:22 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: simpson96
Would someone please explain the axe?
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:13:34 PM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: gitmo
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:14:29 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: simpson96
To: nascarnation
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:18:04 PM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: simpson96
The police axing for the public’s help to ID the suspects?
The one guy is shaped like a guitar in his lower extremities.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:18:14 PM PST
by
Leep
(Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
To: gitmo
Axe is slang for a musical instrument.
To: simpson96
How do you even charge that much for such an overrated guitar?
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:21:00 PM PST
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: Disambiguator
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:22:32 PM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Leep
The suspect was wearing a G String!
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:22:39 PM PST
by
Vetnet
To: simpson96
Can’t believe that I’m the first to say it.
In my best Groucho voice - “Is that a guitar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:26:58 PM PST
by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
To: nesnah
It would have been funnier if it was.
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posted on
01/20/2022 4:28:25 PM PST
by
Trillian
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