Come on where is your sample. If I am such a lousy writer, you should have come up with something better in 20 mins, certainly by now. Where is it?
Your snarky personal attacks are kindergarten level. They are just a cheap trick to hide your inability to write. I would match wits with you, but you don’t have half a chance.
Put up or shut up. If you are the self-appointed judge of writing let’s, see your ability. If you cannot write, then never critique another budding author again. You are like a pee wee player trying to umpire a major league game.
Show where I said any such thing. Quite defensive, aren't you?
I've not given any thought to your material, but if you say it's crap, I'll believe you.
Your snarky personal attacks are kindergarten level.
It sure seems to have gotten you all riled up.
Kindergartners can rile you up?
Put up or shut up.
I'll put up this here post, and you don't get to tell anyone to shut up.
If your daddy could see this, he'd spank your sassy ass.
If you cannot write, then never critique another budding author again.
"Budding Author"? BWAAAhaaHAhhAhHahahhahaaa! Oh, that's funny.
Looky here, slick:
I never said a word about your writing, you're just projecting.
Keep playing, though, and you're likely to get played.
Remember the paper comic “Crankshaft”?
It was based on Humblegunner - being a blunt tool myself, I can relate with him and won’t argue with him because it’s like arguing with myself - usually a no-win situation.
Thank Humblegunner for his service and carry on.