[Joe 6-pack]

"Pictures? She must be awfully hot to risk a $927k a year salary!"

I may be over-generalizing here, but if it's a woman who can be lured into bed with a knish, I'm guessing she's not all that hot.

Unless you're a chubby chaser.

[enumerated]

Good point. And also, if she was hot there would have been a picture without me having to ask.